Dumb Asses + Cops =Entertainment

I love watching those trashy cop shows. Not the night time dramas like Law & Order or any of the continually multiplying CSI shows, but the reality type ones with the crappy camera work and the cheesy narrative. On Spike TV. they play Disorderly Conduct early in the morning , man there is nothing better then getting up to watch some jackass get taken down by half the law enforcement in the area. I find that the best footage normally comes out of Florida and most of the other southern states.

The other night I was watching one of these shows and some naked chick whacked out on crystal meth stole a cop car and led a half dozen cops on a wild chase that finished off in what looked like and construction site. When the cops pulled into the site and found the empty cop car they began their search of the area. Now finding a naked meth head on a construction site isn’t really a difficult task so it only took a few seconds before they found her. The really funny part (not that it hasn’t been hilarious so far) was when all the cops were running to help take her down. Out of nowhere comes this fat tub of goo cop that looks like a Michelin Man wrapped in black trailing behind. This lard ass couldn’t even run he was doing what I would call a quick waddle. Priceless!

Now these shows have been on for years and with the all the different types of recording equipment and surveillance I don’t see them going away anytime soon. The world is full of morons and enough crack to keep us in crazy cop chase and take down footage until the end of time.

My personal favourite is always the take down! I guess this stems from an incident that my best friend and I witnessed some years ago. We were coming home from the bar one night and in the middle of the road we were on was a cruiser with the lights blaring. The driver side door was wide open and on the ground was some cretin lying on his stomach, the cop kneeling on his back with his gun drawn and pointed at this dude’s head.

Now here’s the Rub…

Not only is it a known fact here in Canada that the RCMP (not the city police thought) only pull there weapon as a last resort, which in most cases is if their life is in danger, but they are trained to go for the killing shot. So here lays this piece of trash, cop kneeling on his back, gun to his head, and for some ungodly reason he is still struggling. Much like 99.9% of the mucus spawn that are on the TV shows. The old adage that “they aren’t going to take me without a fight” should really be rethought by these Dinks. Or at least they should apply it to a time when they have better odds.

Getting pulled over by two cops when you’re smashed and giving them a chance to call and have back up arrive before you decided to go down swinging is not a great plan. Nor is the jump from the car and run after you’ve run it into a street sign of tree. You’re going to have at least 6 cops on you already with the chances that 3 of them are going to be in shape and one has a dog. Add that to the helicopter that is following you and you are officially screwed, done, and hooped!

Truly all I can say is keep it up. I love it! It is a great way for me to start my day. I highly doubt that these people are going to learn from their mistakes. Most likely they will find someone else to blame and there will be the people that will cry for them. As long as I still get to see their heads and bodies hit the pavement hard all is good.

Later!